Corrupt-A-Wish Game.

Granted, but it stays in their yard.

I wish it would stop raining.

Granted, but now it's the hottest it's ever been in the last hundred years.

I wish that I wasn't tired.

Granted, but you can't sleep.

I wish that I didn't gain an extra 5 pounds from eating ONLY junk food for a week D:

Granted, but now you gain an extra 5 pounds every time you drink  pop

I wish it would rain

That's okay, I never ever drink pop and don't like it anyway XD

Granted... But then it snows forever!

I wish that I had more pet fish who actually live for more than a day (Our local store has the worst fish ever, it's not our fault they die.) 

Granted...... but you end up with a piranha!

I wish I had made more money in tips today. D:

Granted, but it all goes to taxes

I wish I had enough money to buy a new phone

Granted, but it stops working and the company refuses to replace it

I wish that I was less famous...

Granted, but now nobody knows who you are 

I wish I had more cats 🐱 

Granted, but they become a financial burden so you have to sell them all and can't get any more

I wish that I wasn't so strong. (I broke a door at a church opening it XDXD)

Granted, but now you're so weak that you can hardly lift a feather.

I wish I could do art well.

Granted, but only for a day and after that one day, you can't draw at all.

I wish that I had a veggie hot dog right now

Granted, but then you drop it on the ground 

I wish my neighbors would stop with the fire works

Granted, but now the whole town does it every day.
I wish that I could fly

Granted, but you can never get more than a few feet off the ground.

I wish it wasn't so cold!