Ban the Player above You

Here's a new one~ Come up with a silly, absurd, or wacky reason to (pretend)ban the player above you! 

Ex:
P1: I ban you[me] for making this game!
P2: Banned for having a pumpkin in your tag in April!
P1[again]: Banned for insulting my pumpkin!
P3: You're banned for banning [player] for insulting a vegetable!

So go ahead and come up with a goofy reason I ought to be banned xD

YOUR BANNED FOR FEEDING YOUR HORSE A POTATO (they are not even in the game lol)

lmao, you're banned for blasphemy! I don't even like potatoes unless they're fried in the french manner!

YOUR BANNED FOR MAKING FRENCH FRIES, 

THEN

BANNING ME!

(Who does that these days)

I DO THAT xD You're banned for not liking my French fries🥺

Hehe I luv chips I BAN YOU FOR DESTROYING IT WITH YOUR MOUTH 

i ban you for making noodles and then having the AUDACITY to break them in half before you put them in the water to boil

You're banned because that's too good of a point for you to not be an FBI agent spying on people through the camera on the toilet😂