Corrupt-A-Wish Game.

Granted, but you can't ever leave.

I wish that I could be a banana for a day. (You're gonna corrupt it by saying someone eats me, or throws me in the trash can, right?)

Last edited on 2017-06-30 at 17:04:52 by Lunafox

Granted, but my little brother DOES eat you! He loves bananas!
I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you get stuck and can't ever come down. Guess you'll have to eat your food directly from trees!

I wish that I could drink milk without not being able to breathe. I'm allergic...

Granted, but you have to drink it straight from the udder.

I wish I could live in a fairytale world.

Last edited on 2017-06-30 at 17:43:26 by RemRem

Granted, but all the mythical creatures are evil.

I wish that I was strong enough to kick open a door.

Granted, but that's the only way you can open them for the rest of your life.

I wish my laundry would put itself away.

Granted, but it only puts itself away & folded when dirty.

I wish my horse would tie without pulling.

Granted..... but the horse learns how to get the halter off its head by scraping it against the side of a stall and you have to chase it all over the fields.

I wish I afford a herd of custom horses. *sighs*

Last edited on 2017-06-30 at 18:17:23 by 💖 Feathered Gold 💖

Granted but now you can no longer have a deluxe account. 

I wish my cat would stop stomping on me. 

Granted, but now they'll meow at you at 3am.

I wish my favourite book series would release the next instalment soon.

Granted, but the author ends it with 'and then they woke up and it was all a dream'

I wish there was another Harry Potter book 

Granted, but the author won't make any more ever again, and no more movies will be made

I wish that Queen Bird was on here. I want someone to talk to. Please log in!

Last edited on 2017-07-01 at 07:46:00 by Lunafox

Granted, but they only speak a foreign language that you don't understand.

I wish I could meet Johnny Depp!

Granted.... but he makes you walk the plank!

I wish I didn't have to expand my horse limit again........... *argh!!!!*

Granted, but the price for new divisions goes up $10,000 each instead of $1,000

Last edited on 2017-07-01 at 22:31:13 by ~ Botania ~