Corrupt-A-Wish Game.

Granted but it's money in an other country's currency, the only things being sold in the world are those cheap earbuds that always break, and all of your friends are snobs.

I wish my laugh wasn't a cackle.

granted but now you are physically incapable of laughing

I wish I had more confidence

Granted, but now everyone thinks you're super arrogant

I wish I get on as a drummer for chapel band

Granted. but you do not have enough money to actually buy the drum.

I wish i lived on a farm by myself.

Granted. But don't know how i can help you with that in the real world! :)
Wish i could have My REAL Paint mare Cheyanne back. She was my horse when i was little. :(

Granted. But she's only back for 24 hours and then she's gone again. 

I wish I was more prepared for this accounting final I have to take today. 

Granted, but you arrive too late to take it

I wish that my cat weren't so old (he's 16)

Granted. but now she will completely wreck the house for her whole entire life

 I wish avery could have her horse cheyenne back and that they could be happy with her for her whole life.

Granted, but she could only enjoy Cheyenne for a short time, because sadly Avery got in an accident which ended her life shortly after they got reunited.

I wish I won 1 million euros (my currency) :')

Granted, but you can only spend those euros on boring things, like cleaning supplies

I wish I had Paint horse

Granted, but he's plain (without markings) and he needs stallrest for the rest of his life with a maximum of 1 to 2 hours a day of physical excercise due to a medical condition he has.

I wish I finally met a nice guy of my age (not as in "love", but like, just a nice dude, cuz apperantly they're rare in my life)

Granted. But he only can talk to you once a month, he lives somewhere else

I wish i could have my own horse to ride so i don't have to share it with others XD (I am a selfish person :> ) 

Granted, but it gets stolen.
I wish my inking pen would never run out.

Granted, but it breaks because it didn't write well, so you scratched it a little bit too aggresive over the paper. Hehe :3

I wish the people at my stable were actually nice :|

Granted, but there aren't any people at your stable.

I wish I knew how to crochet.