Corrupt-A-Wish Game.

Granted, but now it tastes like death. (If this really happened, I'd corrupt it by you not being able to eat it again, since I'd ruin it for myself.)

I wish that I could buy decent fidget spinners for 1 cent instead of buying COMPLETE TRASH spinners for $10. (ME IRL)

Granted but now you don't like it. (PS in small amounts Dark Chocolate is good for you in RL.) 

I wish that my knee was not hurting. 

Granted but now your elbow is

I wish that I had a chicken sandwich 

Granted but I took it and ate it >:D

I wish that I hadn't gotten ganged up and sprayed on with a hose by a bunch of little kids yesterday. #Supervisingapooltroubles

Granted, you got sprayed by a skunk instead.

I wish I could go on a tropical holiday in some distant paradise.

0.0 HOW COULD YOU? D:

Granted, but you get caught in a rip current and get stranded on a desert island with nothing but trees with food.

I wish that I had a yummy banana RN. (NOT rotten)

granted, but there's a big spider in it.

I wish I could finally start losing weight

That's not really corrupting my wish, if I saw a big spider I'd keep it as a pet, and cuddle it, and love it ♥ spiders are so nice 😍

Granted, but the only way to lose weight, is to eat only salad every day, every meal.

I wish that I had a tame big pet spider.

Granted, but it's a poisonous spider.

I wish I had more cash in my wallet.

Granted, but it's fake.

I wish that I didn't get sick yesterday (I can't have milk, and I had ice-cream cake... Darn ice-cream cake looking so much like regular cake.)

Granted, but you can't eat any of your favorite things until next week.

I wish it would stop raining. (It's been raining for three days straight now.)

Granted, but now it's snowing. (also, gimme dat rain! I'm over here dying waiting for monsoon season haha)

I wish I could find more snakes.

Granted, but one's a huge python, and the rest are a variety of poisonous ones. :D
I wish I had a unicorn........

Granted, but they run away from you.
I wish I could breed horses RIGHT NOW instead of waiting for level 6.

Granted, but you can't keep any of the foals.
I wish I lived in another state.