Corrupt-A-Wish Game.

Some people have already finished the new season Wey xD

Granted, but your favorite character gets caught up in something and may not live through the season.

I wish I could alter my clothes better.

Granted, but they all burn up.

I wish that I hadn't smashed a huge hole in the wall. (True story)

Granted, but you spill paint on it, leaving a stain bigger than the hole.

I wish I had an unlimited deluxe membership on EV.

Granted..... but you aren't allowed to purchase credits EVER AGAIN.

I wish I wasn't a "Buffet" to Mosquitoes. 

*snarls* I hate mosquito's!!! So itchy!!!!

Last edited on 2017-06-29 at 14:58:46 by 💖 Feathered Gold 💖

SAME, and I hate to corrupt this, but...
Granted, and all the fleas in the world are after you.

I wish that I had a decent human charrie for free.

Last edited on 2017-06-29 at 15:18:33 by Lunafox

Granted but instead of being a buffet for mosquitoes you turn into a buffet for horse flys. Trust me I'd take mosquitoes any day to them. 

I wish that I could have my dream vacation. 

Er lol we posted at the same time...

Granted but you end up with no food allowed.

I wish that I had purple eyes.

Granted! However it looks like the only way to achieve purple eyes is through dumping your face in a vat of hot grape jelly D: 

I wish my hair was longer.

Granted but it only grows in dreadlocks and can never be cut again

I wish I could teleport food to myself.

Granted, but it's all frozen upon arrival.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, but now you can't sleep.

I wish I wasn't lactose intolerant D:

Granted but now you have an allergy to chocolate

I wish grey hair was worth more than gold

Granted, but the gold price crashes due to oversupply.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but now you can't walk. You have to fly and swim everywhere like a flying fish. 

I wish that ice-cream grew on trees like a fruit 

Granted, but it's now the only place you can get ice cream, and it's incredibly expensive.

I wish that chocolate was healthy.