B E H I N D   T H E   S C R E E N


Call me Laufey. Or Loaf, or whatever floats your boat. I'll respond to anything. I am a young adult living in Northern IL. I work as a trainer and manager for an APHA/AQHA breeding and showing facility. I own three horses of my own - Nu Hollywood Style "Vuitton", a 2012 AQHA/PtHA mare who is my entire life. I have owned her since she was three months old. Ze Good Doctor "Henrik von Schneeplestein", my little fat pony-butt. And Cadillac Jack, a 25yo TWHxMorgan cross (he was my first horse, and is now enjoying being semi-retired at my barn).



L O A F ' S   G I F S

all of these gifs were created by me, from videos I took, of horses I either own or train. do not steal them. kthnx

t h o r o u g h b r e d s   o f   H U M O R

My TBs come down to two horses: Distorted Humor and Smoke N Bones. Hu was bought as a foal from Beezie. His color no longer shows up, but he was a blue roan. He died before the traits came into play, but he has 4/6 perfects. Hu became the inspiration for a beloved character; based solely on his appearance here on EV. If it's possible to love a pixel, I did it. Smoke N Bones was purchased to breed to Hu. She was 3(?) when I bought her. I never thought I'd get attached to her too :3 Hu died as the 3rd highest pointed TB. He was #1, but fell after he retired. Esbee died as the 2nd highest pointed TB, and 3rd overall stats.


PUNCHLINE X FREAKSHOW

MY CONSCIENCE X THE BEE KEEPER

TWISTED FUNNY X HIGH FLYER

CHECKMATE X NOT GUILTY

DEADLY JOKE X CAPITAL DREAMS

GUILT TRIP X HEIR AND GONE

WISE CRACK X HEIR KITTY KITTY

BILLIONARE X DALOU CITY

SECOND SACRIFICE X SHES SOPHISTICATED



S U P E R N A T U R A L   a n d a l u s i a n s

Yet another store project. Nothing special quite yet .-.


AESHMA X ARCHON

BAEL X BANSHEE

DAAGON X DAEVA

LEGION X LEVIATHAN 

CROSSROADS CHAOS X ?

LUCLEY X ?



S T I L R I O   t r a k e h n e r s

The trakehners started with Mezcalerio and Stilletto. I bought them both from copy a LONG time ago as 3yr olds and had them until they died. They were my pride and joy. Both of them retired and died at the top of the Highest Pointed Trake list, and Letto was 3rd in overall stats. I bred them a final time before they retired and got   Stillrio. He will carry on their legacy.


Wapcon and Oratopia are two other main horses in my Trake string. They were also bought as young horses, and will be used in carrying on the RioXLetto line.


In June of 2014 8 pairs of store trakes were purchased to start some fresh lines. The goal is to keep them going for at least four generations.



NEDICOA X STILL APOCALYPTIC

FEELING PERFECT X WIAHLU

RIOMEREI X PLAUGED

VELLUTO X VIVAE

TAEGLAIN X ARACHNAPHOBIA

HARCEUR X LUMINARDI

TAHERE X TAOENT

FENNIR X PRITHEXUS

FICCARDI X RAPHORIA

AEROIENT X MARVELOUS

FARLEQUIN X ELOCHROMIC

IMPALA X INAVOCAO




R Y N K E E R O S E   f r i e s i a n s

The Friesians started with three main horses: Rose, Rynkee, and Belisaar. Rose and Rynkee were bought young. Rose was bred to Mowgli, one of the top Friesian stallions of the time to produce Gulaabi, my top Fries stallion. Rynkee was bred to another top Fries stallion, Alasdair, to produce Ryndair. They will be bred together before retiring to carry on the line of my Fries girls. Belisaar was one of very few chestnut Friesians. I bought him when chestnuts were very few and far between, and paid a pretty penny for him. He died as the highest score, highest pointed, and 2nd highest overall stats for Friesians and the 3rd highest agility overall in all breeds. I own one daughter of his, Toivoaa, a light bay Friesian.


ARTSXI X XENSKE

FAUSAYE X FLOYNA

CAELAAIR X ?

SENEMBII X ?

YOXSKE X ?

ARBER X VOAACANE

VSB LEADERBOARDS

THE PAST

* GULAAIR ; 3rd Highest Pointed Overall, 3rd Highest Agility Overall, Highest Pointed Friesian, Highest Overall Stats Friesian.

* CAECUS ; 2nd Highest Pointed Friesian, 2nd Highest Overall Stats Friesian.

* PERFECT PARADOX ; 4th Highest Pointed Overall, 2nd highest Pointed Trake, 2nd Highest Overall Stats Trake.

* FEELING MOSAIC ; 3rd Highest Pointed Trake, 4th Highest Overall Stats Trake.

* WIACON ; 5th Highest Pointed Trake, 9th Highest Overall Stats Trake.

* ARCANE ; 2nd Highest Pointed Friesian, 10th Highest Overall Stats

* AFTER EQUINOX ; Highest pointed TB, 3rd highest score, 1st total earnings, 6th highests number of placings.

* FADING COMATOSE ; 2nd highest pointed tb, 1st highest number of placings, 2nd highest overall stats, 1st highest endurance.

* TOIVOAA ; 5th highest pointed Friesian, 1st highest score, 3rd total earnings, 1st highest agility.

* GALLOWS HUMOR ; 4th highest pointed TB, 4th highest stats, 2nd total earnings, 1st highest speed, 3rd highest number of placings.

* STILLRIO ; 5th highest pointed trake, 5th highest score, 3rd overall stats, 2nd total earnings, 3rd highest placings, 2nd highest agility.

* WAPCON ; 2nd highest pointed trake,,1st highest score, 1st total earnings, 2nd highest stats, 4th highest score in ALL BREEDS, 9th total earnings in ALL BREEDS

* STILLETTO ; 2nd highest pointed trake, 2nd highest agility, 3rd highest overal stats.

* MEZCALERIO ; 5th highest pointed trake

* DISTORTED HUMOR ; 3rd highest pointed TB, 5th highest score

* SMOKE N BONES ; Highest pointed TB, 2nd highest score, 4th total earning, 1st highest speed, 9th highest overall stats, 5th highest score in ALL BREEDS, 9th total earnings in ALL BREEDS, 4th highest speed in ALL BREEDS.

*BELISAAR ; Highest pointed Friesian, 1st highest score, 1st highest agility, 3rd highest agility in ALL BREEDS

* RYNDAAIR ; 3rd highest score, 2nd total earnings, 3rd number of placings, 2nd highest agility, 4th overall stats.

* GULAABI ; 4th highest score, 3rd total earnings, 6th number of placings, 3rd highest agility

* SAMBER ; 5th highest score, 6th total earnings, 4th highest agility.

* NERO ; 6th highest score, 5th total earnings, 9th highest number of placings, 5th highest agility.